BMW E36 Blog

Hi Guys,

I’ve found this thread about some of the funniest and embarrassing moments for BMW E36 owners. I hope you like it.

Enjoy…

 

• When your passenger asks you why your car has no cup holders…and you answer “because it’s an extra $90 at the dealer.

 

• Out on a first date with probably the hottest girl to date, 2 things happen:

  • Car overheats in traffic 🙂

   

  • Just got new rims didn’t think about my CAI, turned a sharp corner and the tire caught my filter, ripped it right out and i ran it over! i had to pull over and run on the street to pick up the pieces. LOOOOL!

 

• This was when i first got my car. Sitting at a red light, looking all cool. then i couldn’t get into first (common problem) and stalled it when everyone was checking out the car.

 

• One day into driving stick, I am in traffic and stall out and the guy behind me in the smallest Hyundai you can buy is beeping at me and giving the finger.

 

• At Bimmerfest, My battery died after a group of us stopped. Then me and my friend had to go into a Church to ask for jumper cables. Worst thing is… 2 mins later a bride and groom came out of the church and Im standing there trying to jump my car.

 

• When I act cool at the school when i get dropped of at and everyone is looking i go to put my window up it decides to go down then i put it up and it goes down and looks like crap.

 

• When I installed my battery incorrectly and reversed the terminals. My friends truck was dead so I took the battery out of my trunk and used it to start his car since we didn’t have cables. When I put it back in I reversed the terminals. Now, one is bigger than the other so it didn’t fit right at first. So what do I do? I take a hammer (which I happen to have in the trunk) and hammer the terminals on incorrectly. Well there were sparks and then a man walking by tells me there’s smoke coming out of the engine. Well, I fried my alternator and killed the battery. I was able to drive home just on battery power and now I have a new battery and a used ’98 M3 alternator instead of the

 

• Once I tried to impress a group of girls. I tried starting my car, oblivious that I set the Code feature, and the engine just turned over. I tried again and it just turned over. I saw the girls start to laugh, so I tried a third time, not understanding why my baby won’t start, and the alarm goes off! By the time I shut the alarm off and start the car, the girls are already walking away laughing.

 

• I had just rented a car to drive up to NC to get my 328i and i went to the gas station to fill it up and the pump was going kinda slow, so i just used the lil locking thing so it’ll pump w/o me holding it and i walk in the store to buy a lil snack and come back out, hop in the car and drive off. i got a few feet and hear a clunk and see about 50 people stopped at a red light pointing and laughing… i just drove off with the hose still in the gas tank, it disconnected it from the actual gas pump, so i just had the f*ckin hose hanging from my gas tank…

 

I hope you liked these, lets see your comments. . .

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Best regards,

Tony Sticks.

Hi Guys,

I’ve found this thread about how much you like your BMW. From the posts in that thread I read a cute one and I thought you may like to read it too. I hope you like it:

Well let us see how my BMW compares to my wife!

. . . BMW likes it when I show up with gas

. . . Wife, not so much

. . . BMW thinks I’m a good singer . . . LOOOL!

. . . Wife, not so much

. . . BMW thinks I shoulda punched the shit outta that guy that cut us off

. . . Wife snarls at me to quit acting immature

. . . BMW loves it when I give her a bath every day

. . . Wife would think I was out of my effing mind if I tried something like that on her

. . . BMW makes hot chicks look at me

. . . Wife, not so much

So as you can see, it’s a close tie but I gotta give the edge to… my wife

I hope you liked these, lets see your comments. . .

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Best regards,

Tony Sticks.

Hey,

I’ve been looking around and I found this forum thread that is entitled, "You know you’re driving a E36 when … ", a huge thread actually about when you realize that you own a BMW E36 and the thread is full of funny jokes. I couldn’t read the whole thing as it was very very long, but I’ve chosen some of the funniest things that were mentioned and I’m listing them here for you to read. If you have more of these, lets see your comments down here :D.

You know you’re driving a BMW E36 when . . .

– You have a big smile as soon as you turn that key!

– You realize with the money you spent fixing it, you could have BMW themselves. LOOOL! true 🙂

– When you find yourself spending over 40.00 in oil at each change plus filter.

– You want clear corners! Yeah babe!

– When everyone thinks you dropped $30K on a car that you only paid $10K.

– When your friends wanna hang out with you more often just to be seen next to your car. LOOL!

– When you drive down to the corner store to grab some milk even though its one street away….and forget the milk on purpose only to go back out again!

– Dealerships treat you like you drive a Ford Pinto

– You can bend your rims by running over a leaf that has blown onto the street.

– You spend time making up excuses to "run to the store."

– When you park your baby next to your window so you can look at her every few seconds and admire her freshly-washed and waxed, gleaming, fantastically delicious lines.

– When your glove compartment begins to sag!!

– You time yourself getting to school in your cars to prove BMW has class and performance (as opposed to Mercedes) . . . Ha ha ha really funny!

– When you have more car care products than your garage can fit.

– When your friends won’t dare to ask to drive your car, coz they know how you baby it

– When the one friend that -does- drive your car yanks the shift knob off with an enthused 1-2 shift, and your heart stops.

– When you sit in near-silence and ultimate dread in the passenger seat, gripping the door handle for solace, as your hair turns grey and falls out, while that friend is obviously enjoying bouncing the needle off the rev limiter.

– When you sigh with relief as you get back in your driver’s seat, and silently swear that no one other than yourself will -ever- drive your beloved car again. LOOOL!! these 4 are really funny 🙂

– You know you drive an E36 when you’re in love with your car

I hope you liked these, lets see your comments. . .

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Best regards,

Tony Sticks.